- My sport car doesn’t even have an audio jack
- My hot water ran out in the shower, which sucks cause I was only in there for half.
- What is my Roomba, my Convection oven or just Google Buzz
- My cleaning lady is vacuuming I can’t hear a thing.
- When I opened my bithday card no money fell out.
- Killed a Spider with a dollar cause I didn't have a tissue
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